Its amazing how relative experiences can be. I am back in Nairobi, in Kenya, which is 3rd world. There are potholes in the roads and they flood stupidly when it rains. There is no public transport, and the power stations regularly go down leaving you without power for hours, sometimes days. But, to me, its bliss. I am back in a real house, I have a kitchen, a proper bathroom, hot water, a fireplace, a car that isn’t 4x4 (although its confusing getting used to right hand drive and left hand roads again) and shops where I can buy fresh fruit, meats, sea food etc. It’s wonderful!
The one thing that hasn’t changed though, is staff. They are everywhere! In one of my blog posts, I had a rant and stated all the things I was going to do when I get back to civilisation. On of them was walk to the bathroom naked. Now, I am staying with my mother right now (feels like a massive step backwards, but I love her to bits and she cracks me up so its ok) and since she has seen it all before I fully intended to get up in the morning and walk to the bathroom without having to stop and put something on.
We have a cleaner but she is off sick until Friday. I woke up this morning curled under a duvet (I haven’t slept under a duvet in ages! Been too hot), stretched and wandered out of my room across the hall, and into the bathroom. As I was about to close the door I heard a silence. Not the type of silence one expects in an empty house, rather the type of silence when someone abruptly stops moving so as not to be noticed. I peeked my head (only my head, I was naked as the day I was born) out the door, and there, blushing furiously and trying desperately not to be noticed, is the cleaner, come back to work early. And behind her, through the window, the gardener. I have no idea if the gardener saw anything, but the cleaner hasn’t been able to look at me since. Poor thing.
So yeah, I am back in Nairobi for a month. I have some promising temporary work coming up, and then I am shooting off on my holiday at the end of August. Things are looking up. I think I will be back some day though. I haven't got East Africa out of my blood just yet… we shall see what the future holds.
However, if you are interested in the goings on in Sudan, and the bizarreness that is Juba, I recently discovered that one of my campmates also writes a blog. Amusingly, some of her posts almost directly correlate to mine as we have had similar experiences, but as she is still there, the stories aren’t about to end… Petunia in Paradise.
I am not about to stop though. There will be more of the adventures. I also have to mention that while I was writing this, the electricity went out and I have been sitting in a house with no hot water, no electricity, no TV and its bloody cold outside. I may as well be back in Sudan, for comfort sakes! Africa wins again.
10 comments:
BAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
At least you got to walk to the bathroom nekkid! Only thing is you had an audience of sorts... which I think is the thing that REALLY gets to you!
Glad you with your mom safe and sound... sounding positive! Looking forward to hearing about Kenya over the next couple of weeks!
Say hi to your ma for me!
Nicely done Miss P. Very stylish. I'm sure that the maid (and the gardener) will look at you forever in a different light.
Enjoy being with Mummy P, I wish I was there to curl up with you guys and watch DVD's!!!!
Glad to see you have landed somewhere comfy-er.
You know if you are going to give shows like that, you should charge. Extra change to spend on your holiday.
Ah! A return to a more civilized atmosphere always seems to rejuvenate me. Here I walk about naked quite a bit; of course, the only other one in my house is Alex, my cat, and he is naked all of the time.
This is a wonderful Blog. I haven't gotten thru all of them yet, but I have a few questions.
Where are you from?
and
How safe do you feel in these countries?
Thank You
Priceless!
Shivs: Thankfully, Thursday is her day off, so I could walk naked with confidence. Aaah, its the little things...
Miss M: Thats pretty much all I have done. Dvd's, fire in the fireplace, pouring with rain outside... mmmmm...
M.I. : Wahahaha! I think the offer of stripping for a fee would probably convince them that I am absolutely insane! Poor things..
Nick: Its just great to feel really clean!
Moe: Welcome and thank you! I am South African. I left SA 4 years ago, moved to UK, lived there 3 years, went to stay in Kenya where my mum has moved to, and was offered a job in Sudan. Now back in Kenya. I dont feel unsafe. You just have to be wise about where you go at what time of day. I am not going to wear a mini skirt in the market with a bulging handbag on my shoulder, for example. Oddly, I felt safer in Sudan than in most other countries.
I've just applied for work at your moms house.
Put in the good word for me, ok?
Well if they think you are insane, they tend to stay away. Plus you get the best seats in the movie theatre and no one will sit next to you and bug you. And insanity act can really carry a lot of weight and bring many benefits.
Try it, works for me!
Oh take some photos of where you are at...would love to see another part of the country.
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